Moped Madness

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Maybe it’s part of the coastal state DMV’s big plan to remove cars from the road. Why would I want to buy a car when I can purchase a moped, not need a license and never pay a cent of tax? Today was especially joyous with this champion in front of me.

I made the move to pass at my first opportunity. Dude here swerves in front of me and begins zig zagging like a clown on a tricycle hopped up on PCP. I then revert back to my original lane and he repeats this insanity with more zig zagging. Apparently I wasn’t supposed to pass HIM. He proceeds to signal left, get off his fart can and prepare fistacuffs. I start slowing down when my lovely bride screams a reminder about my kids and herself. I apparently have more to lose than a guy more than likely headed back to his trailer after my tax dollars paid for a large alcoholic beverage.

I can understand that you need to get places. However, don’t put others lives at risk by not allowing others to legally pass if your method of transportation is not capable of exceeding 35mph on a 55mph road.

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