Self checkouts are far superior to express checkouts because you don’t have interact with humans and let them handle your goods. Follow these simple tips to get in and out and back to your hobbit hole in no time.
No light items
Items must be heavy enough to register on the scale. Kool-Aid packets are a great example. Purchasing Kool-Aid also shows you make poor decisions, so getting in this line probably reveals this.
At this point in our techological world of grocery purchasing, there is no dna test or retinal scans to prove your age. If a cashier has to come over to verify your age you are in the wrong line. Plus you need to buy your booze at liquor store so you won’t run into someone from your bible study class and pretend like you are just making beer chili.
Respect the Item Limits
Self Checkout is not for full buggies, crazy couponers or hoarders filling the fallout shelter for the coming apocalypse.
Know the Code
It needs to have a bar code! If you buy produce at least know the item number. If you have to tap your tuber by touch screen, pick a different line.
Items need to fit
Trying to lift a 60″ plasma TV onto the self checkout scanner is obviously not going to work. If the item is too large to fit on the scanner, you have failed us. Call the manager to be escorted from the premises.
Don’t move bags to your buggy
Some robo-scales get angry when you remove items from the bagging area. This only shows you have too many items to be in this line. Everything you purchase should fit in the bagging area. It even better if there is a hand held scanner and you can leave all the barcodes up in the cart.
Credit, Debit, or NFC Only!
No cash, no checks, no gift cards. I’ve tried (all except the check). Debit cards are great: swipe, enter your pin, grab your bags and receipt. Watching someone smooth out a crinkled dollar and feed it into the money bot orifice, makes me want to fling soup cans at your face.