It’s amazing that retailers still do mail in rebates. How about instead of offering a rebate you just offer a lower priced product by the rebate amount. You will move more product and not bait and switch.
I don’t clip coupons because they are a waste of time and I’m not going to purchase a product, cut out the barcode, copy my receipt and wait for the mailman to steal my rebate. Western Digital still owes me $50 from 1998 for a 500 MB hard drive.
I own both YETI and RTIC products. However, I prefer RTIC just because of the price. People are really obsessed with the YETI product name and will continue to purchase them even though it will deplete their bank account.
As part of my traveling and tournament soft/base ball essentials, this SoftPak 20 will almost fit under the ice maker at most hotels. If you angle it right you can obtain a direct feed from the ice mouth. I will also take along my Yeti/RTIC tumbler to fill up with rabbit turd ice from a Pilot/Flying J Travel Center.
Both Yeti and RTIC tumblers are great, they keep your drink cold for beyond a reasonable amount of time. They also keep your coffee hot and undrinkable for far too long a duration. I’m sure in about 10 years there will be a study that shows how we are all dying from stainless steel poisoning caused by a manufacturing defect from China. However, you will have money by choosing RTIC.
If there isn’t already there should be a LOL day. There is a holiday now for every occasion, so why not for LOL’s. For an entire day simply put LOLs in the comment section for all your social media friends. Don’t bother reading the posts, just put LOL. Should be fine no matter what. Don’t just type LOL, but literally LOL. I mean LOL from the belly and make everyone think you are insane just for one day of the year.
It’s tempting to coach from the sidelines, but if you must, remember these helpful tips.
Tell your kid to hit the ball when they are up to bat
Also to swing at strikes
And don’t swing at balls
When they hit, tell them to run, ruN, rUN, RUN!
Tell them to run hard!
Tell your kid to throw the ball when they catch it.
If they are a pitcher, tell them to throw strikes.
Stand as close to your kid as the fences allow. You can also put your mouth between the steel cage diamonds and shout unimpeded. Have some prearranged after the game system of punishment if they didn’t measure up to your expectations? Let them know during the game that you are keeping track of all their mistakes.
Also, don’t do any of these things. Let the coaches coach and you keep your mouth shut unless you are simply cheering your kid on.
If you are married then stop calling it a date night. You are no longer dating, you are now married. Unless you are committing adultery or eating a bunch of phoenix dactylifera then it’s just a night out with your wife, husband, wifband, husbife, or whatever our country had defined two wedded partners to be.
Also, stop calling it babysitting your kids when your wife has a “girls night out”. Also, they are women, not girls. At least call it Ladies Night so you can get the Kool and the Gang song stuck in your head.