Stop calling it Turkey Day

Deep Fried Turkey

Since everyone is offended these days and it’s disrespectful to the turkey. Turkey’s have it rough, they are big, fat, and serve no other purpose than to feed large families a couple times a year.

I’m not a fan of turkey. I’ve been pushing barbecue for Thanksgiving and this year I’m serving a beef brisket. I’m not going to serve it until everyone has a heaping plate of turkey meat. Once we all sit down and I have brisket all up on my plate people will ask, where was that? I will be like, “Ah, thought you all wanted turkey, and condescended at the idea of barbecue.”