Disney Theme park guest stereotypes

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Walt telling you to leave

Rules don’t apply Guy

Selfie stick is banned? No problem, I’ll shove it up my butt if I have to sneak it in. Guy can even sneak in a cooler with lunch for his whole crew.

Line skipper Skip

This person will come to the front of the line when it’s time to ride. How do they accomplish this? They let someone else wait for them. Whether it be a grandmother in a scooter or a wife with a stroller he manages to let others do the waiting. Always uses the phrase. “So sorry, just catching up with my family”.

Stroller steam roller Sally

She has the biggest stroller you’ve ever seen and it’s her weapon to make a path through the park. Your ankles will be destroyed. It will be your fault if you are hit.

Bassackwards Bruce

He’s related to Debbie and Patty, but he will reverse course in an instant. He will at least wait until you are right behind him and carrying a beverage so that it dumps over both of you.

Single Rider Abusing Bobby

Bobby will use the single rider line with his family of 12 leaving his younger children to fend for themselves either in line with strangers at the gift shop.

Never Hungry Hugh

He’s always munching on something. Turkey legs, popcorn, ice cream, and he’s never hungry. Not necessarily a fat person, but a person with deep pockets.

Flashy Frida

Frida like to use her flash on a dark ride, during fireworks, or to locate someone with the strobe effect on her phone. Frida doesn’t care if the ride is supposed to be dark and spooky. She’s the only person riding.

Body Oder Bo

BO Bo likes to sweat it up all day at the park while smelling like a tub of french onion dip. The tactic works as it frees up space around him and sometimes will make people leave the line because they will start craving wavy potato chips.

Dead Stop Debbie

She will be walking in front of you and then come to a complete stop to check for wait times. Keep a safe following distance to allow her to stop and clear a path for any Sally’s nearby.

Path Blocking Patty

She’s at the exit of a ride looking at her one of many hundreds of selfies from the previous ride. She’s could be waiting for the rest of her party at the Fastpass entrance. She doesn’t want you to experience the ride before her so she pleads for you to wait so her family can all ride together.

Fastpass Freddie

Always has a FastPass no matter what. Somehow he’s got a friend on the inside or is using the FastPass that he booked for his 2-year-old or wife who gets motion sick.