New Disney FastPass Ideas

No need for a FastPass if you want to watch concrete set at the Magic Kingdom at Walt Disney World. I’ll come back in seven years to check on it. Not everything has a FastPass at Walt Disney World, but some spots should. Here are a few ideas.

Bathrooms – Sometimes the sphincter muscles will not hold diarrhea at the doorstep. Some people would gladly exchange their Seven Dwarfs Mine Train pass for a luxury stall with Cottonelle wipes. Yes, you magic band would unlock the stall door.

Monorail – After a long day, nothing is more discouraging than waiting in a long cattle corral to get on a bacteria tube. Of course, if you have a motorized cart, you get an automatic FastPass, but you don’t want to fake an illness.