The phrase “Drive like your kid lives here” is meaningless. It’s targeted at people who drive highway speeds in neighborhoods. Speed humps and bumps don’t slow them down either because they have no regard for human life. They ignore stop signs and roll right through them. Sadly, it takes a tragedy before any safety measures are put in place. Here are a couple of ideas to deal with neighborhood speeders.
- Roll a basketball into the street as they drive past.
- Set up a lawn chair in the front yard and point a hair dryer at them and look at your smartphone as they drive past.
- Draw elaborate potholes on the street in front of your house with sidewalk chalk.
- Rig up a child mannequin on a pulley system (work with your neighbors) so that it darts out in front of the car as they speed past. Bonus points if you fill it with red corn syrup.
Yeah, maybe don’t do that last one, it might be too traumatic, and you might get questioned on why you own a child mannequin.
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Good Ideas 👍
That last one, yeah I agree might be a bit much.
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