Worst April Fools Jokes…

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  1. Telling your husband/boyfriend you’re pregnant
    • or had a miscarriage if you are pregnant
    • or had an abortion
  2. Telling your spouse you got fired from your job
    • or told them you quit
  3. Telling your spouse you want a divorce
    • or asking them to marry you especially if you have commitment issues already
  4. Telling someone in your family died (like a child)
  5. Say the most horrible things that you can think about a person and then follow it with “April fools”.

Is there a LOL Day?

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If there isn’t already there should be a LOL day. There is a holiday now for every occasion, so why not for LOL’s. For an entire day simply put LOLs in the comment section for all your social media friends. Don’t bother reading the posts, just put LOL. Should be fine no matter what. Don’t just type LOL, but literally LOL. I mean LOL from the belly and make everyone think you are insane just for one day of the year.

Happy VD!

I have a long track record of ruining valentines days. Probably the worst is when I sent my bride-to-be dead black roses. I ordered them from a fresh cut flower place online. I guess they cut them wrong. Instead of telling my fiancee that I loved her, I was sending her a message of death.

One year I didn’t realized that a certain restaurant needed reservations for Valentines day.  So after being mocked by the host, I ended up picking up Taco Bell. We used our wedding china and it was actually more romantic than the The Melting Pot could ever be.

One year, I had to visit a client for work. Both of my children had fits of vomiting and diarrhea. I’m still not a fan of VD, so I really don’t do anything. By default it’s shows neglect and is worse than even making an attempt.