There have been a few go-to items I reach for if I need to produce a ton of gas. Why do I need to produce so much gas? Because it’s funny and my friends enjoy the noise. Boiled eggs paired with a brimming bowl of Kashi Go Lean Crunch will generate stomach-churning flatus power for hours. Depending on the bowl size and how many eggs you ate, you will get tired of farting. You might even gag when you wake yourself up from the loudness of your new tooting alarm.
Probably one of the worst things you can do to your family is lock the car windows and then unleash a seat warmer. When someone shouts “Roll down the windows,” say you don’t know what they mean because there are no rollers in the car.
But seriously, do you still say roll down the windows? It’s like saying rewind a YouTube video.
There is a raging debate on whether or not you should fill up your tank with gasoline on each visit to the pump. If you fill up it makes your car too heavy and causes excess wear and tear. If you only fill half way up, you get better gas mileage but have to fill up more often. The problem is easily solved, car companies need to make smaller gas tanks.
Have you noticed that gasoline is always cheaper after you purchase it? Seems like every time I buy petrol for my automobile, the next day it’s on sale. When it’s time to buy fuel again it jumps up another ten cents per gallon. I can’t seem to get on the cheap gas cycle. But when is the best time to buy gasoline? When your tank is near empty, that’s when. So fill’er up!
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