Softball Dad Starter Kit

Making the transition from Rec League to Travel/Club ball is never easy, but we can help you look the part with minimal effort. Just requires a few adjustments to your wardrobe and gear.

Team Hat and Shirt
Contact your team mom to get the link to your swag store. At a minimum, you need a sun hat

Viper Sunglasses – Hide your long stares, glares, and angry eyes.

Long Beard – patchy is best, helps hide the double chin

BP Jacket – help cover up the beer gut

Cargo Shorts – deep pockets for sunflower seeds and extra fluid for your electronic cigarette

Hey Dudes – Easy on easy off, just like a 1-2-3 up 3 down. Might fly off if you fight other parents or umpires.

Beer Gut – pairs nicely with the BP Jacket

Big Mouth for Bleacher Coaching

Rocker Chair that Squeaks – get comfortable near the live stream camera while the pistons squeak enough to drown out the bleacher coaching.

Yeti Tumbler (With Questionable Beverage)

Camera – Hang on the fence to record your child for later analysis and criticism.