As I get older, it’s nice to have some information about the weather everyday. Not because I’m doing anything important, I just want to complain about one more thing. If you’d like to know the difference between Fox Weather and The Weather Channel, here’s what I’ve surmised.
Fox Weather – Today will be sunny with a high of 72 degrees with light rain in the forecast, maybe a slight breeze from the southeast.
The Weather Channel – The sun will be unbearably hot as the UV radiation will scorch your skin because sun block will poison your immune system as torrential rain will flood your neighborhood before the devastating winds will rip the roof from your home. Remember, this is all your fault because you are causing climate change because you run your air conditioner too often and your plastic straws are killing all marine life.
Daily Irritant 