
I’m not talking from a religious but a practical perspective. Here are a few reasons to skip it.
Buying a costume
Kids get clothes for their birthdays and Christmas. Why buy them an outfit for a single day that will rip within a week after? If you must have a costume, make one out of clothes you don’t like and can go as an “ungrateful person who has too many clothes”
Buying candy
Candy is overpriced from September 1st to October 31st. However, if you want a good deal on candy, wait until November 1st and stock up. Who cares if there are pumpkin-shaped Reeses’ in your Christmas candy dish.
Having too much candy
There is too much candy in the house and it’s everywhere. It ruins your ketosis and sometimes your relationships if strategically shared.
Neighborhood gorefest
People living near you will display haunting displays of violence and paganism. You have to drive past it every time you leave to volunteer at the senior community.

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