Favorite Driving Microaggressions

Using your blinker just as someone enters your blind spot, so they have the impression that you will run them off the road
Excessively using your wiper fluid so that it sprays on the car behind you.
Staying in the blind spot, waiting for someone to enter your lane as you are inches from their rear bumper
Hanging your cigarette hand out of the car window
Not repairing dents and dings so others know you don’t care what happens to your car
Easing two wheels on the line as to look around the car in front of you so that you can see what the holdup is.
Driving in the middle lane, and riding close to the line when a car passes, as if there are magnets in your side panels

Published by SA Otey