How to write a Hallmark Christmas Movie Script

• Balsam Hill projectile vomits Christmas decorations throughout Main Street, characters’ homes, and office locations.
• Love interest characters meet each other by chance, a small spark flies
• There is some sort of problem to solve
• Characters grow closer together and have many awkward almost kiss moments ruined by a child, or some other annoying character.
• There is some huge misunderstanding because one character doesn’t have the full context of the situation because they overheard a piece of a phone call and takes it in the worst way possible without any followup questions.
• Character leaves town
• Character gets the rest of the information
• Character shows up at the precise moment when things seem the bleakest.
• They kiss with 2 minutes left in the movie
• Credits roll

*No, I don’t watch Hallmark Christmas Movies.