Author: SA Otey

Software Engineer

How do you know the traffic light is about to change?

~ SA Otey

It could be illegal in your state but that’s beside the point, it’s just plain selfish and stupid. Those white lines at the light are there for your safety and almost everyone ignores them. I know everyone is in a hurry, but sticking your vehicle out in the middle of the road just to gain an extra few seconds isn’t worth destroying your automobile or life. Drivers are notorious for inserting themselves into the intersection on a yellow light so they clear the intersection on a technicality. How do you know the light is about to change? Watch the intersection get flooded with cars.

Fall Chili Recipe to Warm Your Bones

~ SA Otey

Now that we are well into autumn and the footballs are being passed around, it’s time to warm up your bones with a super bowl of chili. Well, if you make this recipe, it will warm the marrow of your bones.

Ingredients

  • 2 lbs Ground Sirloin
  • 1.5 Cups Frozen Red/Green Peppers and Onion Mix
  • 1 can of Rotel with lime and cilantro
  • 2 cans of Fire Roasted Tomatoes
  • 1 large can of Tomato Paste
  • 2 Cans Dark Red Kidney Beanss
  • 1 Head Garlic
  • 2 Cups Cilantro
  • 1 Cup BBQ Sauce (I like Kraft Kansas City)
  • 16oz Beer (I use Guinness Draught)
  • 1 Cup Taco Seasoning (I use McCormick)
  • 3 tbsp of Cumin
  • 2 tbsp Chili Powder
  • 1 Large Jalapeño
  • 3 Red Habaneros (optional)
  • 1/4 tsp of Dry Carolina Reaper Dust (optional for pain)
Setup
  • Wrap the garlic in aluminum foil and put in a preheated 400 deg oven for 30 minutes
  • Fire up the grill and make two large patties out of the ground sirloin sear on both sides
  • Spray the Jalapeño and Habaneros with Extra Virgin Olive Oil and roast on the grill until soft.
  • In a large pot, use bacon fat to cook pepper/onion mix until onions are translucent
  • Add Sirloin
  • Add Beer
  • Add Rotel, Paste, Seasonings, BBQ Sauce, Beans
  • Take Roasted Jalapeños, Habaneros, Garlic, Cilantro and chop with a food processor, then add to the pot
  • Add the Reaper (Optional for extra heat)
  • Simmer for 1 hour.
  • Let cool to room temperature transfer to a bowl
  • Store in fridge overnight to let all flavors get to know each other
  • Reheat in crockpot
  • Enjoy
Next Day
  • Preparation H Cooling Gel
  • Tucks Medicated Pads
 

Not everything requires teamwork

~ SA Otey

The phrases “Teamwork makes the dream work” and “There’s no ‘I’ in team” certainly have their time and place. However, not every challenge requires a team-based approach. When a problem needs to be solved, it’s important to recognize that not everyone brings the same level of expertise or understanding of what works and what doesn’t.

If a ditch needs to be dug, why not use the most efficient tool available? For example, not everyone knows how to operate a backhoe—but if someone does, it makes sense to let that person take the lead. The job gets done quickly and effectively, and everyone benefits. Just because everyone can use a shovel doesn’t mean everyone should. Nor is it the responsibility of the person with the specialized skill to train everyone else before the work can begin. The team’s lack of familiarity with a tool shouldn’t prevent it from being used to achieve the best result.

On the other hand, if the task is to plant a small shrub, a shovel will do just fine. But again, not every member of the team needs to take a turn digging the hole. Some tasks are better handled by individuals with the right tools or experience, rather than by the entire team working in unison.

Why are there teal pumpkins?

~ SA Otey

Teal pumpkins exist so that kids know which homes to skip during trick or treat. It’s great that people want to include kids who can’t eat candy, but it also gives a heads-up to those who don’t want to waste their time. There are better things to do and more full-size candy bars to find. If my child were allergic to candy, then we wouldn’t participate at all. It would be a relief that we didn’t have to walk the neighborhood filled with displays of Wanton violence and Satanism.

Punishing people with Healthcare Prices

~ SA Otey
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Photo by Pixabay on Pexels.com

For as long as I’ve been employed I’ve had healthcare coverage. However, I worked for a company that doesn’t provide those benefits, I was on my own to purchase. First of all, it shouldn’t be called Healthcare, it’s really more like catastrophic sick care. The only reason you need it is if you wind up in the hospital, so that you don’t ruin your life financially.

Why punish people who make more money? I get the same coverage as my neighbor, but I’m paying twice as much because I make more money. That makes no sense. It’s like paying twice as much for gasoline and groceries just because I bring home more green. Sure, I could shop at Whole Foods or Earth Fare, but I shop at Aldi and Walmart because Blue Cross and Blue Shield are bleeding you dry. I guess this is what we call paying our fair share?

Tax reform doesn’t seem to matter. Whatever minimal break I get on the taxes won’t begin to cover the heaping piles of cash my healthcare provider is raking in. I’ll get the same (or worse) coverage for an exponential rate increase.

Are you a cat person?

~ SA Otey
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Found at Big Cat Rescue in Tampa

You really don’t own a cat, they own you. Here’s why cats are better than dogs.

  • They clean themselves, which makes them…
    • Smell better (minus the litter box part)
  • They feed themselves by catching critters, which reduces the need for pest control
  • They are quiet
  • They provide a calming effect when they sit on your lap and purr.
  • You can travel without them, no more than three days without a house sitter. They do get lonely and then upset and take a dump on your mattress

Accoutrements Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure Multicolored, 8″

Halloween Decorating Ideas

~ SA Otey

Since everyone is now decorating their yard for the Holiday, I thought I’d mention the best Halloween setup I’ve seen so far.

  • Police Tape – roped off area around the driveway
  • Police Car – lights flashing with an officer taking notes
  • Murdered Body – bloody sheet covering a body
  • CSI Agents – placing items in bags with precision
  • Body Removal – hauled away in a vehicle
  • Crying Family

Hmm, Maybe that wasn’t a Halloween setup.

How to fail at running an AirBNB

~ SA Otey
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Shower head repair

I’ve never stayed at an Airbnb aka “Murder Bed and Breakfast”, and hope never to. I’ve compiled a list of everything you need to do to be a terrible host and make sure no one comes back.

Don’t be Home / Don’t Answer the Door

If you are expecting company, simply don’t be there to greet them. This will cause an unsettling feeling in your guests that they’re at the wrong house or have the dates mixed up. You can also invite them to stay and not tell them you are inviting others, and work out a deal with your neighbor so they can sleep there.

Don’t clean your house

Dirt piles in corners, dust bunnies hovering, and diarrhea backsplash in the toilet are just a few things that show you don’t care about yourself or your guests. Broken fixtures in the guest bathroom will also build a growing angst in your guests. If you have pets make sure that when they take a dump or pee on the floor you ignore it. Be sure to store all of your dirty clothes in the guest bathroom too. Dirty dishes piled up that are attracting subterranean creatures will discourage the use of the kitchen.

Don’t have any food

Especially food your guest might like. Don’t plan ahead and stockpile the fridge with their favorites. Turn your place into a bed and make your own breakfast. Keep old cereal and just enough milk to cover the bottom of the bowl. Hide your good coffee and only offer Keurig.

Hide and Go Seek

Make it hard to find towels and washcloths. Keep the good towels in your bathroom so that your half-naked guest has to rummage around your hallway linen closet and dry off with discolored hand towels. Keep the toilet paper anywhere but in the guest bathroom so that you cause the current hand towel to become discolored.

Stay up Late

Long after your guests have turned in, keep up your loud antics of yelling at sporting events. Random bursts of laughter from the poker or board game will surely inspire insomnia for the next few hours.

Sleep in

There is nothing quite as awkward as waking up in someone else’s home while they’re still sleeping. It’s like you’ve broken into their home and you’re trying not to startle them from sleep. They might forget you’ve spent the night, which leads to you being on the receiving end of a buckshot breakfast.

Conclusion

Hopefully, your guests didn’t pack their bags and sneak out of your house in the middle of the night because they didn’t get a good shower or a hearty meal and are covered in bugs, cat urine, and dog poop.

Getting Started with DTOs

~ SA Otey

A DTO is a plain C# class used to transfer data between layers (e.g., from your API to your Blazor client). It helps decouple your internal models from what you expose externally.

Create DTOs in a Shared Project

To share DTOs between your Blazor WASM and API:

  • Create a Shared project (e.g., MyApp.Shared)
  • Add DTO classes there so both the Blazor client and API can reference them.
// MyApp.Shared/DTOs/ProductDto.cs
public class ProductDto
{
    public int Id { get; set; }
    public string Name { get; set; } = string.Empty;
    public decimal Price { get; set; }
}

In your ASP.NET Core Web API:

[ApiController]
[Route("api/[controller]")]
public class ProductsController : ControllerBase
{
    [HttpGet]
    public ActionResult<List<ProductDto>> GetProducts()
    {
        var products = new List<ProductDto>
        {
            new ProductDto { Id = 1, Name = "Widget", Price = 9.99M },
            new ProductDto { Id = 2, Name = "Gadget", Price = 19.99M }
        };
        return Ok(products);
    }

In your Blazor client project:

@inject HttpClient Http

@code {
    private List<ProductDto>? products;

    protected override async Task OnInitializedAsync()
    {
        products = await Http.GetFromJsonAsync<List<ProductDto>>("api/products");
    }
}

Or use a service class:

public class ProductService
{
    private readonly HttpClient _http;

    public ProductService(HttpClient http)
    {
        _http = http;
    }

    public async Task<List<ProductDto>?> GetProductsAsync()
    {
        return await _http.GetFromJsonAsync<List<ProductDto>>("api/products");
    }
}

Tips for DTO Design

  • Keep DTOs flat and simple.
  • Avoid exposing domain entities directly.
  • Use nullable types if fields may be missing.
  • Use records if immutability is preferred:

Fall is the worst season of the year

~ SA Otey
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I used to love the fall season, but now…

  1. Seasonal Affective Disorder is real
  2. All clients at work want everything done so they can relax by Thanksgiving and Christmas.
  3. Crazy busy with sports
  4. Cold air now makes my bones and back hurt
  5. Mold is in the air and makes me sick
  6. Dead leaves are depressing, messy, and moldy
  7. Pumpkin spice is disgusting and should be on the controlled substance list
  8. Make sure you start Christmas shopping early enough to enjoy the Holiday season.
  9. We have to mess with the clocks so it gets dark too early.