Category: Food and Beverage

Top Cereal Choices for Chocolate Milk Lovers

~ SA Otey

I’ve never been a huge fan of cereal because of all the sugar and milk. Here are a few of my favorites and why.

  • Kashi Go Lean Crunch – It’s like eating a wicker basket, and it cleans you out. Plus it gives you non-stop gas to torment your family with. I try to eat a bowl before I go play golf so I can get an extra boost on the golf swing and distract the others from their game.
  • Frosted Mini-Wheats – Fill a bowl with ears of wheat and milk and let it sit for a few minutes. It turns the brillo pads into a nice soggy frosted pillow of tastiness.
  • Cracklin’ Oat Bran – not sure why I like this one, it was in the cabinet one morning when I was a kid.
  • Life – It’s simple, just like real life is. Glad there is no “Death” cereal, or maybe that’s what Marshmallow Madness is.
  • Fruity Pebbles – If I had to choose one super sugary cereal, it would be this one. It’s like eating a bowl of candy and the milk wash after looks like the runoff after a preschool is washing out the paint trays after they’ve finger painted mothers day cards, but more delicious.
Great with Chocolate Milk!

The biggest mistake that actors make

~ SA Otey

No, it’s not the roles they take or their political or religious opinions. It may surprise you that it’s a very simple mistake that could easily be fixed. I’m no actor so my advice may not be well regarded so here goes.

One of my biggest pet peeves is how actors drink coffee on screen.

When someone hands you a fresh cup and you can tell it’s empty, don’t immediately tilt it 45 degrees. Coffee is typically hot and unless your throat is made of cast iron, take a small sip from the rim of the cup. You also need to make an attempt to swallow. No one takes a sip of coffee and holds it in their mouth until it absorbs.

No one waves their cup of coffee around without it spilling everywhere. Keep your hand motions to a minimum like there is boiling lava in your drinking vessel. Maybe put water in the cup? There needs to be weight in your hand.

Keep the cup silent, we can hear the knock of an empty cup in our living rooms from our loudspeakers. This is also where a ceramic mug would come in handy. It’s a simple mistake that can be easily fixed.

What is the best flavor of Gatorade?

~ SA Otey

Someone once told me, “If it’s good enough for MJ, then it’s good enough for me.” I’m not a massive fan of Citrus Cooler, but it’s drinkable. I’m classic lemon-lime or nothing. The new bolder smoother finish Gatorade taste like cough syrup. I guess if you like pretending you have bronchitis then it’s a good drink.

Whenever I spend much time outside on the ball field, I now reach for a LMNT. I was feeling quite ill from lack of hydration and LMNT had me feeling correct in about 20 mins. I never realized until now but it’s like drinking salt water. Might as well start drinking soy sauce, probably will hydrate quicker right?

Hot brown regrets

~ SA Otey

I regret not eating it. I saw it too late after I ordered. I talked to the manager at the Hapeville Dwarf House and he said they served 125 to Georgia Tech students the night before. They have a tradition for first-year band members where they have to eat it without utensils. One girl finished it in 50 seconds. She’s my new hero.

I will attempt to make this at home. Chicken, cream of chicken, bacon, cheese, and paprika. It should be a cinch.

Homemade Hot Chicken Sauce Recipe for Spice Lovers

~ SA Otey

I had several people recommend Hattie B’s so I had to try it. I’ve been a chili head since I was a teenager, so I had to go for the top rung of “Shut the Cluck Up” Hot Chicken. I’ll admit it was very hot. My body had an instant reaction, I started to hiccup and my eyeballs turned red and began to leak capsicum.  The piece of bread underneath was disintegrated into a pool of grease and fire juice. There were a few pickle chips as well, but at that point, I couldn’t feel my face so my taste buds were dysfunctional.

The real “wake-up call” came the next day at 6am. I’m so glad I had the foreknowledge to pack some Cottonelle wipes, it literally saved my behind from the exit wounds. Doesn’t matter how much of a heat tolerance your upper orifice can handle, the lower one is never able to compensate.

Tip: Order the Damn Hot and Shut the Cluck Up, eat the Damn Hot First, the second doesn’t seem as bad

My recipe for Hot Chick Sauce

  • 2 sticks of butter
  • 2 tbs brown suger
  • 1 tbs Garlic Powder
  • 1 tbs Paprika
  • Salt and Pepper to taste
  • 4 tbs of Cayenne Pepper
  • Carolina Reaper Dust to taste and heat level

How to increase gas production in the USA!

~ SA Otey


There have been a few go-to items I reach for if I need to produce a ton of gas. Why do I need to produce so much gas? Because it’s funny and my friends enjoy the noise. Boiled eggs paired with a brimming bowl of Kashi Go Lean Crunch will generate stomach-churning flatus power for hours. Depending on the bowl size and how many eggs you ate, you will get tired of farting. You might even gag when you wake yourself up from the loudness of your new tooting alarm.

Why Long John Silver’s Is a Seafood Classic

~ SA Otey
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Yes, I am hungry.

When you travel, it’s nice to stop off somewhere for a quick bite to eat. However, fast food has become increasingly unappetizing. Kentucky Fried Fish or Long John Chicken are two that I have a soft spot for. Well, several soft spots and not just because Long John Silver’s got me out of the hospital when I was a kid.

The sad thing is more and more Long John Silver’s are setting sail over the horizon and falling off our flat earth. While I’m not a fan of hybrid restaurants, I think they could do better to draw in more foodies. For instance, take the batter from Long John Silver’s and infuse it with KFC’s 11 herbs and spices. Take a couple of fish planks and cover them in mashed potatoes and gravy for a nice Irish fisherman’s pie. The possibilities are endless!

How to order coffee at Starbucks

~ SA Otey
beans coffee drink cafe
Photo by Negative Space on Pexels.com

Does anyone drink coffee anymore? Whenever I sit at a Starbucks or similar coffee house and hear someone order a beverage it sounds way too complicated. It’s mostly milk/cream, and sugar with very little coffee added. It’s more like a coffee-flavored beverage. I get coffee, it’s easy, and all it needs to be added is a cup. But seriously, the only way to order coffee at Starbucks is to buy the beans and grind them at home to use them in your French Press. That is if you like over-roasted beans.

Recently it’s tough to walk in and order a coffee. You would think your best bet is using the app. However, the drive-thru gets the priority. I’ve ordered on the app, drove a few miles, and waited at the counter for 10 minutes for a venti black coffee with nothing added. The whole process was a half hour while the drive-thru recycled several times.

A family is not required

~ SA Otey
Swig and Swine Family tray of meat

If you have the option to order a family platter of anything, you should. If the family is a qualifier then tell them you have a family, but they are not with you. When you order a family platter ask if it’s a family of pigs you are eating or if the quantity is meant to be consumed by a family. That’s an important piece of information, otherwise, you may eat too much.

Also, everyone needs a family. That title was misleading.

Starbucks is the new Maxwell House

~ SA Otey
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My Old Setup in 2002

Today, people flock to Starbucks because it’s what they know; they don’t know any better. Growing up, I could not stand the taste of coffee. My parents and grandparents would pour these foul-smelling cups of what looked like oil runoff from the Sears Auto Center.  It’s what they knew because it was the cornerstone of the market. People get used to what they know, and it’s hard to change.

Current setup

When I buy Starbucks coffee, I get the jitters because there is so much caffeine in each cup. It’s like they spray the beans with extra caffeine before they grind them. Get to know a local roaster. It’s the best way to get your coffee; it will cost less and taste much better. Keep it simple with a Press Pot, Hot Water Kettle and a good burr grinder.