Tag: climate change

Does Climate Change Make Hurricanes Stronger?

~ SA Otey
hurricanes

Asking for a friend…

We’ve known about climate change, (formally known as Global Warming, formally known as Next Ice Age) for decades. For as long as I can remember I haven’t purposely burnt large piles of Styrofoam containers in my yard to do my part in combating climate change. So with all the forced regulations in car companies making our cars lighter and more fuel efficient (and less safe), why are we still having a climate change problem? We’ve thrown tons of money at the problem and created huge solar farms covering up plenty of oxygen-producing grass. We’ve built huge eyesore wind farms and killed tons of birds. We’ve cut back on fossil fuels. Shouldn’t it be getting better and not worse? What are we supposed to do?

How does the average person fix climate change?

~ SA Otey

What are we supposed to do now that the majority of the developed world now has access to clean water and clean air because of fossil fuels? Fossil fuels are cheap, plentiful and because of technology, we’ve made them cleaner than ever. Still, people are freaking out about climate change aka “Global Warming”. Here’s what to do.

Stop using your AC/Heat

Want to stop using fossil fuels? Then don’t heat or cool your house. Each year the planet gets hotter because people are using air conditioning or heating their house because they get cold.

Stop showering

Your sweat will be your shower from not using your HVAC system. Since we have greater access to clean and drinkable water because of fossil fuels, we should now use less.

Stop flushing your toilet

Let it flush automatically buy the natural volume of your excrement. Again forget clean water, treat your house like a porta potty.

Don’t buy groceries

No groceries equals no trash and no landfills, grow all your own food, but only vegetables.

Ride your bike everywhere

Including your trek across America with your family of four. Remember having more than two children effects climate change.

It seems to me that Hollywood wants to turn all of their viewers into a third world country because of climate change. Remember, movies became popular because they were the first to get air conditioning. Maybe if we stop cooling our theaters then our celebrity elite will wake up.