
Panic – Start freaking out right away because it always helps.
Hoard – Buy up all the milk, bread, eggs, and water. Buy as much as you can. It will rot in your fridge after you lose power.
Ignore traffic laws – Run red lights, try to ram the cars pulling out in front of you. Walk across busy streets in dark clothing.
Fight – If you feel like someone is stopping you from hoarding, or you want to prevent someone from hoarding, then fight them.
Don’t do any of this. Just remain calm and pay attention to your local officials. They have your best interests in mind. You will be in lots of traffic coming and going, so be patient. If someone is being an idiot, just let them. If you have to scramble at the last minute for water, non-perishables, ice, or generators, then it’s already too late. Wear a mask

🌪️ Hurricane Preparedness Checklist
✅ Water & Food
- Bottled water (1 gallon per person per day, at least 3 days)
- Non-perishable canned goods (soups, vegetables, beans, tuna, etc.)
- Ready-to-eat foods (peanut butter, protein bars, crackers, trail mix)
- Baby formula and baby food (if needed)
- Manual can opener
- Pet food & treats
✅ Power & Lighting
- Flashlights
- Battery-powered lanterns
- Extra batteries (AA, AAA, D, 9V)
- Portable chargers / power banks
- Generator + fuel (if available)
- Candles & matches/lighters (use with caution)
✅ Fuel & Cooking
- Gasoline (for car and/or generator)
- Propane tanks (for grill or camp stove)
- Charcoal, lighter fluid (if using a charcoal grill)
- Cooler & ice (for food/medicine storage)
✅ Household & Medical Supplies
- First aid kit
- Prescription medications (at least 7-day supply)
- Over-the-counter medicines (pain relievers, cold meds, antacids)
- Toiletries (toilet paper, soap, wipes, feminine hygiene products)
- Hand sanitizer
- Trash bags
- Paper towels, paper plates, disposable utensils
- Cleaning supplies (bleach, disinfectant, gloves)
✅ Safety & Storm Protection
- Plastic tarps
- Duct tape
- Sandbags (if in flood-prone area)
- Weather radio (battery-powered or hand-crank)
- Whistle
- Multi-tool or pocket knife
- Fire extinguisher
✅ Important Documents & Money
- Cash (small bills, ATMs may be down)
- IDs, insurance papers, medical records, bank info (in waterproof bag/container)
✅ Comfort & Extras
- Books, games, puzzles (for kids/adults)
- Blankets & pillows
- Extra clothing & rain gear
- Sturdy shoes
- Earplugs (for noisy shelters)

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