Does Climate Change Make Hurricanes Stronger?

September 8, 2025 ~ SA Otey

Asking for a friend…

We’ve known about climate change, (formally known as Global Warming, formally known as Next Ice Age) for decades. For as long as I can remember I haven’t purposely burnt large piles of Styrofoam containers in my yard to do my part in combating climate change. So with all the forced regulations in car companies making our cars lighter and more fuel efficient (and less safe), why are we still having a climate change problem? We’ve thrown tons of money at the problem and created huge solar farms covering up plenty of oxygen-producing grass. We’ve built huge eyesore wind farms and killed tons of birds. We’ve cut back on fossil fuels. Shouldn’t it be getting better and not worse? What are we supposed to do?

How to prepare for a Hurricane

September 6, 2025September 7, 2025 ~ SA Otey

Panic – Start freaking out right away because it always helps.

Hoard – Buy up all the milk, bread, eggs, and water. Buy as much as you can. It will rot in your fridge after you lose power.

Ignore traffic laws – Run red lights, try to ram the cars pulling out in front of you. Walk across busy streets in dark clothing.

Fight – If you feel like someone is stopping you from hoarding, or you want to prevent someone from hoarding, then fight them.

Don’t do any of this. Just remain calm and pay attention to your local officials. They have your best interests in mind. You will be in lots of traffic coming and going, so be patient. If someone is being an idiot, just let them. If you have to scramble at the last minute for water, non-perishables, ice, or generators, then it’s already too late. Wear a mask

If this is closed then you are in trouble

🌪️ Hurricane Preparedness Checklist

✅ Water & Food

Bottled water (1 gallon per person per day, at least 3 days)
Non-perishable canned goods (soups, vegetables, beans, tuna, etc.)
Ready-to-eat foods (peanut butter, protein bars, crackers, trail mix)
Baby formula and baby food (if needed)
Manual can opener
Pet food & treats

✅ Power & Lighting

Flashlights
Battery-powered lanterns
Extra batteries (AA, AAA, D, 9V)
Portable chargers / power banks
Generator + fuel (if available)
Candles & matches/lighters (use with caution)

✅ Fuel & Cooking

Gasoline (for car and/or generator)
Propane tanks (for grill or camp stove)
Charcoal, lighter fluid (if using a charcoal grill)
Cooler & ice (for food/medicine storage)

✅ Household & Medical Supplies

First aid kit
Prescription medications (at least 7-day supply)
Over-the-counter medicines (pain relievers, cold meds, antacids)
Toiletries (toilet paper, soap, wipes, feminine hygiene products)
Hand sanitizer
Trash bags
Paper towels, paper plates, disposable utensils
Cleaning supplies (bleach, disinfectant, gloves)

✅ Safety & Storm Protection

Plastic tarps
Duct tape
Sandbags (if in flood-prone area)
Weather radio (battery-powered or hand-crank)
Whistle
Multi-tool or pocket knife
Fire extinguisher

✅ Important Documents & Money

Cash (small bills, ATMs may be down)
IDs, insurance papers, medical records, bank info (in waterproof bag/container)

✅ Comfort & Extras

Books, games, puzzles (for kids/adults)
Blankets & pillows
Extra clothing & rain gear
Sturdy shoes
Earplugs (for noisy shelters)

Groundhog Day: Weather Predictions and Fun Facts

February 2, 2025February 2, 2025 ~ SA Otey

Groundhog day is one of those special times of the year. We all wait for a woodchuck to forecast how much longer we have to deal with seasonal affective disorder. Don’t worry, spring will be here soon enough along with all of the allergies to go with it. Then you have summer heat exhaustion to look forward to. How about you just enjoy your present moments. Don’t trust meteorologists or prognosticating rodents but rather a system we’ve all agreed upon.