Hulu says “Come TV with us” and Walmart says, “Easter like you mean it”. Why are we teaching grammar to our children? If marketing executives have thrown the rules of grammar out the window, why should we bother? I’ll tell you why it’s so our kids can eventually replace the people who can’t speak or write correctly.
I’ll admit that I’m not the bested expert at wordsmithing, but our society has done begun devolving into a new type of language.
Democrats:
Favor policies that promote economic equality, such as progressive taxation, increasing the minimum wage to drive the cost of goods and services up and customer service down to nonexistent. Expanding social welfare programs like abortion healthcare and brainwashing education.
Republicans:
Advocate for lower taxes so you are not working more and getting paid less. Deregulation to stimulate economic growth, and free-market principles with minimal government intervention.
Daily Irritant 
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