Learn the Zipper Merge!

If you had a freeway billboard, what would it say?

Both lanes are used fully up to the merge point!

  • At the point where one lane ends, drivers take turns merging:
    • One car from the left lane
    • One car from the right lane
  • Just like the teeth of a zipper coming together.

When to Use It

✔ Heavy traffic
✔ Stop-and-go or slow-moving conditions
✔ Clearly marked lane closures (“Lane Ends Ahead”)

🚫 Not necessary in light traffic (early merging works fine when there’s plenty of space)


Why It Works

Traffic studies show zipper merging:

  • Reduces queue length by up to ~40%
  • Prevents one lane from backing up excessively
  • Reduces rear-end collisions
  • Keeps traffic flowing more evenly

Early merging in heavy traffic causes:

  • Long backups in one lane
  • Aggressive behavior
  • Lane blocking and sudden braking

Driver in the Ending Lane

  1. Stay in your lane until the merge point.
  2. Match the speed of traffic.
  3. Signal early.
  4. At the merge point, move smoothly into the open lane behind one vehicle.
  5. Do not stop unless traffic is stopped.

Driver in the Through Lane

  1. Expect cars to merge at the end.
  2. Leave one car length of space.
  3. Maintain a steady speed.
  4. Allow one vehicle in, then continue.
  5. Do not block the ending lane.

Blocking is unsafe and often illegal.


Common Myths (and the Truth)

❌ “Using the open lane until the end is cutting in line”
✅ It’s the intended design in heavy traffic.

❌ “Merging early is more polite.”
✅ Early merging actually makes congestion worse when traffic is heavy.

❌ “I should stop them from merging”
✅ Lane blocking increases crash risk and road rage.


Key Rule to Remember

Early merge in light traffic.
Zipper merge in heavy traffic.

How to avoid traffic light intersections

While we understand that everyone values their time, it’s important to emphasize that every driver should adhere to traffic rules and not assume special privileges. In our town, there are several shopping centers with suboptimal designs leading to traffic bottlenecks. Fortunately, there are restaurant parking lots and gas stations strategically located near these busy intersections. This allows drivers to make a quick stop for a snack at Hardee’s or grab a refreshing Mountain Dew Purple Thunder from Circle K. However, it’s crucial to plan ahead and avoid last-minute decisions to navigate through busy intersections safely.

intersection

How to make the most of your high beams while driving.

Are you the type of person who drives around with your high beams on all the time? Of course not, you are a decent human being who cares about the eyesight of others. If by chance your high beams are ignited someone will send you a friendly reminder by giving you the double high flash. Rather than just dealing with the bright light for a few seconds the person wants you to know that you are being rude by lighting up the road even more for your safety. However, if you have a newer vehicle with LED headlights, other drivers will think that you have your high beams on by default. So they will flash you.

This is where it can be fun and or dangerous. When you give them your highs, they will be like, “Oh wow, they have really good headlights”. The other reaction is they will pull in front of you, stop at the next intersection, and get out of the car and approach you. This happened to my wife when she was coming home one night. So she backed up and turned around in a driveway as the person approached her. Not sure what was going to happen, but this stuff never happens when I’m in the car.

Moral of this story? If you have a newer automobile, drive with the high beams on all the time. At least for the first year until the oxidation fogs up your lens. Don’t be a decent human being.

Fun tip: Carry a spotlight in your car to shine back. Let your kids in on the fun by shining the spotlight on a car that is flashing you from behind because you are driving the speed limit.

How to exit a freeway

Just like the checkout line at Walmart, It doesn’t matter what lane you pick, it will be the slowest. Just be patient and don’t deviate from your lane. If you know you need to exit the freeway in a few miles get over to that lane. Nah forget that, ride the fastest lane all the way and squeeze in at the end even it it means crossing three lanes of traffic within a few hundred feet in congested traffic.

Favorite Driving Microaggressions

  • Using your blinker just as someone enters your blind spot, so they have the impression that you will run them off the road
  • Excessively using your wiper fluid so that it sprays on the car behind you.
  • Staying in the blind spot, waiting for someone to enter your lane as you are inches from their rear bumper
  • Hanging your cigarette hand out of the car window
  • Not repairing dents and dings so others know you don’t care what happens to your car
  • Easing two wheels on the line as to look around the car in front of you so that you can see what the holdup is.
  • Driving in the middle lane, and riding close to the line when a car passes, as if there are magnets in your side panels

Parking lot drag strips

photography of parking lot
Photo by Jose Espinal on Pexels.com

I’ve noticed that there is a sense of anxiety in theme park parking lots. Everyone is in such a hurry to get one extra car ahead. So much to almost cause fatal car accidents. Stop and yield sign lose their meaning. Flashing signs that indicate your speed only seem to make you want to get a higher number. For what? One extra parking spot closer to the tram ride? Is vehicular homicide worth it?

How to double park the right way.

Backing into a spot won’t help if someone double parks in front of you. Is there enough space to get out? Well, it depends on how much damage you are willing to allow to your vehicle. Don’t attempt to block in a car that is older with dings, dents, and missing fenders. They don’t care about getting out unscathed.

Top 5 Driving Distractions

Texting

I’m sure in the “good ole days” people use to read the newspaper during their daily commute. Before the cell phone in the 80s, people had to string two dixie cups between their automobiles to better communicate with their fellow man. Texting has made everyone look like a drunk driver swerving all over the road. I can’t wait until VR devices are augmenting reality while driving.

Eating

What’s better than waking up on time and sitting down to breakfast with your family? Well, the answer is balancing a bowl of cereal in your lap while trying to navigate 3 lanes of traffic because you missed your exit that you take every day.

Beating your children

If you don’t have one of those fancy DVD players integrated into your vehicle, then your kids are going to be wild. Make sure you have something that will reach, you gotta keep at least one hand on the wheel

Vanity

You can’t check your mirrors enough! Point it towards you so you can’t see the 18 wheeler bearing down on you because you want to make sure your eyebrows are even. Impossible.

Advertising / Traffic Messages

Remember texting and driving? Well, billboards that flash, blink, and require reading are just a bad. How is this any different? They will gladly tell you how people have died while texting and driving as you read the stats and tumble end over end into a ditch.

How do you know the traffic light is about to change?

It could be illegal in your state but that’s beside the point, it’s just plain selfish and stupid. Those white lines at the light are there for your safety and almost everyone ignores them. I know everyone is in a hurry, but sticking your vehicle out in the middle of the road just to gain an extra few seconds isn’t worth destroying your automobile or life. Drivers are notorious for inserting themselves into the intersection on a yellow light so they clear the intersection on a technicality. How do you know the light is about to change? Watch the intersection get flooded with cars.

Don’t use your turn signal

auto tail light

Today I was making a right-hand turn and my light was green. I ignited my turn signal and an 18-wheeler made a left in front of me as I hit the brakes. He waved and thanked me as he passed in front of me and as my life passed before my eyes. What choice did I have? I could have made the choice to not use my turn signal and made my turn safely. To be honest, the turn signal is useless in our modern driving society.

If you use your signal on the interstate, it notifies the driver on the left or right to close the gap and not let you over. Don’t think, don’t blink, just go! They will pretend you ram you anyway, and then throw their hands up in disbelief of your actions.

I don’t trust anyone who uses their turn signal before they enter my subdivision. I wait until they commit to the turn before they go. One time, they started their turn changed their mind, and kept going forward. I don’t know if I want to drive anymore.